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About speed...
These three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."
The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet."
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"
Its True!
Okay, this is an actual episode of the Newlywed Game.
The question was "What is your husband's favorite South American country?"
The first wife answered Brazil.
The second wife was a bit puzzled as to what the term "South American" meant. She answered "New Mexico." The MC explained to her that that was a U.S. state, not a South American country. Still confused as to what this strange adjective "South American" meant, she answered "Mexico." The third wife was sure of her answer. She wasn't as confused as wife number two and showed it. When it came time to give her answer, she answered very confidently "I know what my husband's favorite South American country is: it's Africa!" The MC allowed it.
The fourth wife answered "Mexico" as well. One out of four ain't bad.
The only husband to give the same answer as his wife was the fourth, who answered "Mexico."
Actual Signs Part I
On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
Slow down and live.
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes."
"Why?" asked the nervous pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."
The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
AVON
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