A TLC Publication
Volume 1, Issue 1
March 10, 1999

 

Will the real dummy please stand up?


AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he "lacked intellectual leadership." He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.


With a little help from our friends!

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

 

Fish

There was once a Polish guy who had a Jewish neighbor. He went to visit him and wanted to know why the Jews are so smart.

- We eat a lot of fish said the Jew.
- Can I have some?
- It's gonna cost you $100 a piece.

- If that's gonna make me smarter, I'm willing to try, said the Polish guy.

He ate a piece of it and then said the Jew: You know, this is quite a lot of money for a simple piece of fish. I really don't believe I should have paid such a sum.

You see, it already works...

 

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The Widow

Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve trips, falls, and is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have to inform his wife.

Bob says he's done this kind of thing before, so he drives off to do the deed. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replies Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

"She gave it to me."

"What!?" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?!"

"Sure," Bob says. "When she answered the door, I asked her, 'Are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'No, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!"