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"Today," said the professor , "I will be lecturing about the contents of the abdomen. We will look at the liver, the spleen, the pancreas, the duodenum, the ileum, the jejunum, the kidneys, the adrenal glands, and many other structures."
Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other, "Damn, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's an organ recital!"
The post office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers. It seems people were confused as to which side to spit on.
A blonde was staring dumfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side. She yelled "Hey, can you help me get to the other side?"
The other blonde replied, "You ARE on the other side!!!!"
The stock broker was nervous his first day in prison because his cellmate looked like a tough customer. "Don't worry," the gruff fellow said, "I'm in for a white-collar crime, too."
"Is that right?" The stock broker said, relieved.
"Yeah," said the prisoner, "I killed a priest."
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'"
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